America’s Worst Driver

So you know how there’s certain actors and actresses who are so accomplished they don’t need to audition for roles? Like if you want Meryl Streep you don’t ask her to audition, you just offer her the role.

Well, there’s a new show on the Travel Channel called America’s Worst Driver. And some of you who know me may think I should try out for it. But when you’re as accomplished as I am, you don’t need to audition. So there you go.