I Prove Evolution

I realize that some strict creationists aren’t going to like this but … I have been doing some scientific research and I can now prove evolution. It’s true. And I am about to do it. So, ready?

During the Neolithic Age, perhaps sometime around 9,000 B.C., people started eating slices of bread with meat or vegetables between them. Sometime later, probably in the 18th Century, this food item became known as a “sandwich.”

Then, in 2003 McDonald’s created the “McGriddle” – a sandwich using two pancakes as the bread of the sandwich.

Finally, in April of 2010, Kentucky Fried Chicken released the “Double Down” – a sandwich using two chicken breasts as the bread of the sandwich.

And, the debate is over. Evolution it is.