Groundboob Day

I’ll never forget the first time my family went bowling here in Vegas. The bowling alleys are almost all in casinos, which is kinda odd. But the stranger thing was the attire. Typically bowlers wear jeans or sweatpants, t-shirts or sweatshirts. But the ladies bowling at the Orleans Casino were wearing their hoochie mama outfits.

There was a lady on the lane next to us wearing a short, tight dress. My wife saw one of her boobs pop out, twice.

Unfortunately, that boob didn’t see her other boob, which I’m pretty sure means six more weeks of winter.