Okay, ESPN and I are kinda close, so I hate to bring this up. But …

One morning I turned on my TV, and the channel ESPN Classic happened to be on. (For those who don’t know: ESPN Classic is the channel where they show the greatest and most memorable sporting events of history.) And what happened to be on was … bowling.

Bowling? There is classic bowling?!

But then I checked, and it turns out they were showing the 2004 Birmingham Open, and I was like, “Ohhh, sure. Who can forget the 2004 Birmingham Open?”