Yesterday I shared my discovery that there is a church channel called “The Church Channel.” Today one more revelation: There is also a channel called … God TV.
I’m scared to turn the channel to God TV. What’s happening on God TV? Maybe you go to it on your remote and swarms of locusts come out of your TV? Or a naked prophet is wandering around? If I’m hungry and my frig is empty, can I turn on God TV for manna?
What would be really funny is if God decided He wanted a channel of His own but was told that God TV is already taken. And He’d be all like, “Okay, fine, I’ll take God TV 2.”