This week I made a discovery that perhaps some of you already know about. But just in case, as a responsible blogger I must request that you please be sitting as you read this.
Are you sitting?
Okay, here it is: There is a Church Channel! The name of it is … “The Church Channel.” I had no idea, and the question I’m now wrestling with is: How have I grown spiritually these last 18 years of following Jesus without the church channel? The other question I have is: Why, in the name of Joel Olstein, is there a church channel? And the last question: Is it possible for me to have the church channel taken off my TV, ’cause I definitely don’t want to be paying for that!