No Freakin’ Way

So my wife prefers to drive when we’re together. And that’s an understatement. Why? Well, let’s just say that I have a few driving issues. I tend to drive too fast, not pay attention, go the wrong way down one ways, back into poles, you name it. So she likes to drive, so that I’m in the passenger seat where I can’t cause problems.

So the other day we’re in L.A., she’s driving, and I got a ticket. I kid you not! I got a ticket … in the passenger’s seat! We got pulled over, I’m thinking it’s pretty funny that she’s gonna get a ticket ’cause she never does, and the dude gives ME a ticket for not wearing my seat belt. I didn’t even know that was possible. Unbelievable.

My life is like a bad sitcom.