Boob Poppin’, The Sequel

I just found out the blog Stuff Christians Like is taking a survey today on what Christian is the funniest, and I want to be clear that my previous post on the hoochie mama’s boob popping out during bowling was not an attempt to get votes on his blog. I actually wrote that on Thursday night and set it to post on Saturday. (Why didn’t I plan on just writing something on Saturday? Because today is the NFL draft, which is far more important than this blog, or the state of the economy, or my marriage, or the future of my children).

So don’t be thinking, “Vince wrote the Groundboob post to get people to mention him.” I wrote the Groundboob post because THE WOMAN’S BOOB KEPT POPPING OUT DURING BOWLING and that’s stuff you just can’t not write about!

And, honestly, with posts like this and this and this and this and this and this, I don’t need to write a new post to prove I’m the funniest Christian on the planet. And no, I’m not saying I’m the funniest Christian on the planet. (But, yes, I am thinking it.)