How I Know I’m Hot

Yesterday for the first time in my life … I was propositioned by a prostitute. Oddly it was about 10:15 a.m. and I was walking out of a little bagel place.

Why has this never happened before, and now suddenly it has? I think it’s because I’ve recently started exercising, and I am looking soooooo good. (You know how the hookers only want the hottest guys….)