For some reason God has given me a bunch of friends who are Phillies fans. Other than maybe Yankees, I have more friends who are fans of the Phillies than any other team. And I just want to say to those friends, and to all other Phillies fans, I am sorry. I am sorry for the beat down my Dodgers are about to put on you.
Yeah, yeah, I know, you beat us last year. Well, last year we started all right-handed pitchers. This year our two best starters are lefties. And this year we’ve added lefty George Sherrill coming out of the bullpen. So Howard, Utley, Ibanez, yeah, sorry about having to deal with all that.
And this year Kemp and Either are one year older and a whole lot better.
And this year I live 4 hours from L.A., instead of 44, so my good vibes are gonna get to the Dodgers way easier.
So sorry Philly fans. It’s on. Four hours from now. And you’re going down.