We All Know

Background necessary for this story: There are billboards all over Las Vegas proclaiming, “George Wallace: The New Mr. Vegas.”

So the other day we had people over for dinner and we were talking about something that doesn’t exist in Vegas, and someone was saying it should, and I said, “Well, I think probably the people who run Las Vegas don’t want that here.”

And my daughter (age 8) says, like she was very in-the-know, “And we all know who runs Las Vegas … George Wallace.”