Ding Dong the iPhone Is Dead

If you’re someone who might be calling or texting me today … my cell phone is dead. It partially died about three days ago, and then completely died last night. So try e-mailing me, but unless I’m at my computer that won’t help much.

It’s really sucko because I’m gonna have to get a new phone, then the new 4G iPhones are gonna come out in June and I’ll miss out on it because I’ll just have bought the old version.

Perfect timing you stupid iPhone.