Spit Take!

Frank McCourt is the owner of the first love of my life, the Los Angeles Dodgers. Well, did you see yesterday that a court has ordered to pay his just divorced ex-wife … $637,000 a month in spousal support. And … spit take!

One more time … he’s paying $637,000 … a month … in spousal support!

So many questions: Like, if you pay $637,000 a month for something, like one line item in your budget, what the crap is your monthly income?! And if you can make about 7.5 million a year by being the divorcee of a baseball owner, ummmm, sign me up? And … if Frank has this kind of money, why can’t he sign us an ace pitcher?!?