Vince Recommends…

Comedy Central recently showed the old The Naked Gun and The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear movies and, of course, they’re stupid, but they’re funny. Funnier than I expected. Tons of great lines.

Frank: “Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.”

Jane: “Would you like a nightcap?”
Frank: “No thank you, I don’t wear them.”

Frank: “Yes, he’s in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.”

Frank: “The truth hurts doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing, but it hurts!”

Frank: “That’s the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.”
Ed: “Sex, Frank?”
Frank: “Uh, no, not right now, Ed. We’ve got work to do.”

Classic. And you’re welcome.