Raider Nation!
This is the first time I’ve been able to say this in years, and it may be the last time I get to say this for years, so let me say it right now: The Raiders are in first place!!
That should be followed by looks of shock and staggering around in a drunken-like stupor. I don’t know how it’s happened (other than the fact that they’re in such a crappy division) but I’m just praying it lasts!