I hate it when people self-destruct and bring pain not only to themselves but others.  Like I seriously hate it.

But I have to be honest: I love it that when I look at internet news sites I see the title, “Weiner Gate.”  My ten-year-old self would have paid $10 if you told him it would mean someday there would be a Weiner Gate.

And today?  I would have paid $1,000.