So I have an idea. Once the election is over, I think a party should be thrown for all the people who live in all the battleground states. Why? Because we are putting up with a ton of crap. If you live in Virginia, Ohio, Florida, Colorado, Wisconsin, New Hampshire, Iowa or where I live, Nevada, you know exactly what I mean.
If you live in one of the other 41 states, you have no idea. And guess what, you’re paying for the party. What? You don’t think that’s fair? Please, trade places with one of us battleground state residents for a month and you’ll have something to whine about. You’ll get political phone calls every five minutes, and every other commercial will be an “I approve of this ad” ad, and you will realize how nice your life is, and you’ll happily pay for the party for us.
So … where’s the party? And you better make it good you other 41 states!