I-L-L … I-N-I!!
I went to the University of Illinois for Law School.
I am a huge fan of the Fightin’ Illini.
Illinois is playing Ohio State today.
I have an awesome friend named Chris.
Chris is a fan of Ohio State.
Chris has an awesome wife named Lisa.
Lisa works for Southwest and can get free flights.
Because of Lisa, Chris and I are in Columbus, Ohio.
Because of Chris, we are at the Horseshoe for the game.
Because Illinois sucks, Chris is going to be laughing at me all day long.