350 Pounds, Here I Come!

I have a new goal in life:

If I can just get to and stay over 350 pounds, I never have to pay for food again!
I have to gain almost 150 pounds, but I think I can do it.
And the menu looks awesome:

1 Comments

  1. Mugsy on February 13, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    Just eat about 10,000 calories a day for like a year, and you’re home free…But does that include any discounts for future knee or hip replacements?