Change I Can Believe In!

Did you see that someone invented a bra, that converts into a pair of gas masks?! (Seriously!) This changes everything!! I want one. I mean, no, I don’t wear a bra, but if it allows me to have a gas mask on hand for an emergency, I’ll wear a bra! And I want one for…

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Classic?

Okay, ESPN and I are kinda close, so I hate to bring this up. But … One morning I turned on my TV, and the channel ESPN Classic happened to be on. (For those who don’t know: ESPN Classic is the channel where they show the greatest and most memorable sporting events of history.) And…

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Standing Up

Yesterday I shared my first experience doing stand-up. I went on to do open mic nights, then got hired by a “real” show in a casino. Then our show was thrown out of the casino for being to obscene. I mentioned that on this blog and quickly received an e-mail from a “concerned mother” with…

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Felt Like The First Time

When I moved to Vegas I decided to try stand-up comedy, for fun and to maybe make some friends. I figured I would bomb the first time I took the stage, so I decided to do it in a town where no one would know me. I was going to be in Austin, Texas to…

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Groundboob Day

I’ll never forget the first time my family went bowling here in Vegas. The bowling alleys are almost all in casinos, which is kinda odd. But the stranger thing was the attire. Typically bowlers wear jeans or sweatpants, t-shirts or sweatshirts. But the ladies bowling at the Orleans Casino were wearing their hoochie mama outfits.There…

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